It’s February and the season is hotting up: this week sees the resumption of the Champions League and the FA Cup, the League Cup final is next week, and the Premier League is also racing towards a climax. Naturally, all keen footballing minds are therefore focused on the summer transfer window, which is going to be great! Avoid the rush and book the 31 August off work now!
Football transfer rumours: Arsenal to sign Kylian Mbappé from Monaco?
One player who might be on the move is Alexis Sánchez: amazingly, it’s turned out that having his career ruined by team-mates who do not share his talent, focus and desire cannot be mitigated by a pair of twee dog banners. And, in any event, he’s had enough of being challenged, so would like to join either Juventus or Paris Saint-Germain, while Arsenal must decide whether to sell him this year or allow him to allow his contract to run down. The player will decide on his course of action only after consulting with his unusually astute and selfless advisors, Atom Sánchez and Humber Sánchez.